3 Sure-fire Keys to Crash Your Marriage

1. Repeatedly threaten to walk away, even when it’s uncalled for. Use it as a tool for attention. Say it long enough until you eventually do it just to prove a point.

2. Refuse to use good discretion. Outsource your mind to third parties, act their script. Impress them at the expense of your family’s well-being. Be their hero, and lose your home.

3. Ignore good counsel. Claim you know it all. Avoid people who offer wise advice. Make them your enemies.